Dear readers, tonight with me is the Lord Sorcier of Regency England. Most people find him handsome, strange, and utterly uncouth—but gossip says that he regularly performs three impossible things before breakfast. We’re here to find out the truth.
“Lord Sorcier” is a French title, isn’t it? How does one go about becoming the Lord Sorcier of England?
It wasn’t my choice, thank you very much. The Prince Regent suggested it, for some mad reason. He thought it was fitting, given that I supposedly defeated Napoleon’s Lord Sorcier in an epic magical duel.
You should really exercise more scepticism in your daily life. The ton also believes that I do three impossible things before breakfast every morning.
Three impossible things! Who has time for that sort of nonsense? I limit myself to two impossible things per day, at best.
You spent at least some of your life in the workhouses. What were they like?
I see you have indeed been listening to idle gossip. I would be happy to answer your inquiry in lengthy detail—in fact, I have described the hideous conditions of the workhouses to the House of Lords on more than one occasion. I am sure you could find a record of it. Would you like to hear about the lice, the influenza, or the boy who had his hand cut off from gangrene? I could go into the rampant abuse, the lack of food, or the constant, awful smell—
Er, how fascinating! We really must move on, I’m afraid, since we haven’t that much time.
I somehow suspected as much.
And what are the duties of the Lord Sorcier of England?
Primarily, I am told, I am supposed to defend King and country against black magic of all sorts. In practice, there is little black magic to be found, and I must say, I grow tired of noble ladies insisting that their larder has been looted by faeries.Continue reading “Elias Wilder (of Half a Soul, by Olivia Atwater)”